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This is my funny Wentworth story:
Well, the Pretty one has asked me out on a date. I have a cat, and he doesn’t know that. I don’t know that he’s allergic to cats, either. We go out for dinner, and afterwards we go dancing (it’s a very old-fashioned Hollywood movie date). The DJ plays a slow song, and we dance close together. Suddenly he starts itching all over.
After a while we realize that this is because of his cat allergy. Everybody starts looking at us in a strange way, since he is scratching himself. I rush over to the DJ, and I ask him to play a fast song.
The DJ is very helpful, and when the song has started we do a little scratching dance routine, Went even rubs his back against a pillar to get some relief. None of the other guests know what’s going on, they think we’ve invented a fun looking dance, and start imitating us. After a while we leave the club, and despite the dancing disaster, he asks me out again!
Josephine, from U.K, London, who was awarded with a Pretty.
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